the best part of believe is the lie

Aug 29

32teeth:

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

Aug 29

bagmilk:

why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

Aug 29
Aug 29
Aug 29
Aug 29

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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Aug 29
Aug 29
tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

Aug 29

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

Aug 28

Aug 28
Aug 28

theplanetnotthecity:

Can't see a thing, but I've got these. A device for every occasion.
Aug 28
raininq:

fartgallery:


tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

i follow back ♡

raininq:

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

i follow back 

# band # tbt
Aug 28
#tbt one band camp ago when wifey @nuttella_on_toast and I took this sunburnt selfie on the floor of Thompson during sectionals #band

#tbt one band camp ago when wifey @nuttella_on_toast and I took this sunburnt selfie on the floor of Thompson during sectionals #band

Aug 28

notwifi:

when someone you don’t know tries to read you

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